Fandral the Dashing
The Daring and the Dashing
Hello, loves. I am Fandral the Dashing of Asgard. I followed Thor here as he said it was the best for me meet Midgardian Women. I am one of the Warriors Three along with my dear friends Hogun the Grim and Volstagg the Valiant. Be not shy dear Midgardians. I promise to not cut you upon the blade of my sword!

M!A: none but accepting
Tracking Tag: themostdashingofasgard

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

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you know too much.

(Source: puets)

themaraudersaredead:

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

Thanks to lxvel, Maria is now the reincarnation of Maria and Fandral is just

YOU DON’T CHOOSE THE SHIP,

THE SHIP CHOOSES YOU.


- I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS (via sexuallyfrustratedshark)